Free · 1-Hour Class · Watch Anytime
17,000+ People Have Made This Vegan Burger.
You’re Next.
I'll show you how to build a seitan burger stacked high enough to convert a skeptic — jalapeño mac n' cheese, chipotle mayo, bourbon BBQ sauce, coconut bacon, all of it. One hour. Regular grocery store ingredients. Yours the second you sign up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Hands down the best vegan burger I’ve ever had.”
Store-bought patties had their shot.
You already know the drill: a sad frozen puck that shrinks on the grill, tastes like a cardboard box, and costs more than the bun it's sitting on. That's not a burger. That's an apology.
This class fixes it — permanently. Not with a substitute. With actual technique.
Here's exactly what you walk away with
- 1The full seitan burger buildStart to finish — the actual technique, not just a recipe you'll forget in a week.
- 2The whole stackJalapeño mac n' cheese, chipotle mayo, bourbon BBQ sauce, and coconut bacon.
- 3Beginner-friendlyIf you can boil water, you've got this.
- 4Regular grocery store ingredientsNo scavenger hunt for mystery powders.
- 5Netflix and grillWatch on your own time, pause and rewind, keep the recipes and the recording forever.
17,416 people have taken this free class
Livin' On a Pattie
Real reviews from real people who made this burger.
Free forever. Recipes and class recording land in your inbox right after.
Hark! It's me, Adam Sobel
I run the Vendy Award–winning Cinnamon Snail food truck, I wrote a cookbook, and I've spent an unreasonable number of hours getting seitan to behave. Over a thousand home cooks tested this burger before I ever put it in a class, so you're not getting a science experiment — you're getting the version that works in a normal kitchen, with normal ingredients, on a normal Tuesday.
Before you sign up…
Do I need experience cooking with seitan?
Nope. If you can boil water, you're already qualified. I walk through every step.
What if I can't watch it live?
There is no live — it's on demand from the second you sign up, and it's yours forever. Watch it at 11pm in your pajamas if that's the move.
Will I need weird ingredients?
Regular grocery store stuff. No specialty shop, no mail-order mystery powders.
I'm not vegan. Will this still work for me?
Based on the reviews above, yes — several of the people raving about this burger aren't vegan either.
Is it actually free?
Yes, no catch. I'll tell you about my paid cooking classes afterward, because I have to pay rent same as anyone else — but the class itself costs you nothing.
One Hour From Now, You’ll Know My Best Burger Secrets.
Free class. Real technique. The burger that makes people forget it's vegan.
